Would you feel better if the truth was Sputnik was a U.S satellite yes or no?
Gceusthriwce asked:
This is the true story;
A young military Genius about 4 years old had discover new rocket fuel and high energy lasers he was repositioning his communication satellite that was in relay with a fleet of killer laser satellites. The communication satellite flew over California Camp Pendelton Marine base pick up on the first space transmission Track the radio signal to Scottsdale Az. Where a naive Marine enquired the genius what are you doing he replied just repositioning a rusty old satellite (he has had for years) the Marine gasp yelled back RUSSIAN! the boy siping a refreshment drink laugh at his statement and spilled some drink on his neck trying to hold his laugh and wipe the spill off his neck he said spit neck the Marine yelled back SPUTNIK! is that the RUSSIAN NAME? The boy tired of explaining his strategic defense system remain tight lip the Marine ran over to a reporter being of history significance and told him it was a Russian communication Satellite name Sputnik.
A week later after being boasted in the News Russians from the Soviet Embassy came to his house screaming in Russian what are you trying to do to us start world war III incriminating us the boy just cried as he fought extradition to the soviet Union to be tried and shot for trying to start WWIII.
So the boy was U.S.A and so was the first satellite due to a runaway newspaper story the Russian are now credited for space first.
This is the true story;
A young military Genius about 4 years old had discover new rocket fuel and high energy lasers he was repositioning his communication satellite that was in relay with a fleet of killer laser satellites. The communication satellite flew over California Camp Pendelton Marine base pick up on the first space transmission Track the radio signal to Scottsdale Az. Where a naive Marine enquired the genius what are you doing he replied just repositioning a rusty old satellite (he has had for years) the Marine gasp yelled back RUSSIAN! the boy siping a refreshment drink laugh at his statement and spilled some drink on his neck trying to hold his laugh and wipe the spill off his neck he said spit neck the Marine yelled back SPUTNIK! is that the RUSSIAN NAME? The boy tired of explaining his strategic defense system remain tight lip the Marine ran over to a reporter being of history significance and told him it was a Russian communication Satellite name Sputnik.
A week later after being boasted in the News Russians from the Soviet Embassy came to his house screaming in Russian what are you trying to do to us start world war III incriminating us the boy just cried as he fought extradition to the soviet Union to be tried and shot for trying to start WWIII.
So the boy was U.S.A and so was the first satellite due to a runaway newspaper story the Russian are now credited for space first.
Yes this is just another thing that I can shove into my Hubby’s face.Since he thinks Russia is so great.
Question for you. Where are come from all these lasers in 60es? From the sci-fi movie? How the boy sent your satellite to the space? Was he own NASA?
That story is really funny.
America takes credit for every war they were involved where it was won regardless of being late ` they even take credit for victories they were never involved in and now they are going to take credit for being the first in space…Hahahaha
Next thing we know they will be saying Columbus was an American who got lost then found home and Adam was a GI who met Eve while being over seas saving someone`s a-ss.